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Fri Jun 03, 2005 7:46 pm
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Forum HW
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We always hear"the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.
Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh!! |
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Fri Jun 03, 2005 8:15 pm
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Forum H4xor
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Lmao
the best part:
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1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping. |
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Fri Jun 03, 2005 8:29 pm
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Monster Man wrote: |
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
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Yes, Please! |
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Fri Jun 03, 2005 8:46 pm
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-SoldierBoy- wrote: |
Monster Man wrote: |
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
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Yes, Please! |
Truer words were never written.
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Fri Jun 03, 2005 8:50 pm
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Monster Man wrote: |
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
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those 2 are my favs ...lol
waint 2 hear womens rules ![Razz](images/smiles/icon_razz.gif) |
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Fri Jun 03, 2005 8:53 pm
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Waddling duK wrote: |
waint 2 hear womens rules ![Razz](images/smiles/icon_razz.gif) |
I enjoy being a gentalmen, but theres not enough space on the internet to hold that. |
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Fri Jun 03, 2005 8:59 pm
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yea that has to be one of the truest things ever written on the net. Its like the 10 commandments its infaliable!!!!! |
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Sat Jun 04, 2005 1:26 am
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Lmao yeah that was great im gonna send that to someone lol. ![Good Idea](images/smiles/armata_PDT_34.gif) |
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Sat Jun 11, 2005 8:22 pm
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Of course duk will like the one about round being a shape, he always plays fatty... |
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Sat Jun 11, 2005 8:26 pm
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Forum Sniper
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Sat Jun 11, 2005 10:47 pm
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Forum Soldier
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Yes, but the point is that you play fatty in the game, which is where we encounter you the most. And fatties are fat. |
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