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Wed Jun 29, 2005 9:12 pm
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Forum H4xor
Joined: 07 Feb 2005
Posts: 3150
Location: Houston
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You want me to come alive
Just flick the switch into overdrive
You and me can let it be
Ready-Aim-Fire
Touch that dial - Turn me on
Start me like a motor, make me run |
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Thu Jun 30, 2005 8:23 am
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Teh Fuzzy Cuteness
Joined: 25 Nov 2004
Posts: 1101
Location: Mid-State New York
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ZOMG!!! thats pretty neat. Your work? |
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Thu Jun 30, 2005 4:42 pm
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Forum H4xor
Joined: 07 Feb 2005
Posts: 3150
Location: Houston
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No. |
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Thu Jun 30, 2005 8:31 pm
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Joined: 07 Feb 2005
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Location: Houston
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Once upon a time at the foot of a great mountain, there was a town where the people known as Happyfolk lived, their very existence a mystery to the rest of the world, obscured as it was by great clouds. Here they played out their peaceful lives, innocent of the litany of excess and violence that was growing in the world below. To live in harmony with the spirit of the mountain called Monkey was enough. Then one day Strangefolk arrived in the town. They came in camouflage, hidden behind dark glasses, but no one noticed them: they only saw shadows. You see, without the Truth of the Eyes, the Happyfolk were blind.
Falling out of aeroplanes and hiding out in holes
Waiting for the sunset to come, people going home
Jump back from behind them and shoot them in the head
Now everybody dancing the dance of the dead.
In time, Strangefolk found their way into the high reaches of the mountain, and it was there that they found the caves of unimaginable Sincerity and Beauty. By chance, they stumbled upon the Place Where All Good Souls Come to Rest. The Strangefolk, they coveted the jewels in these caves above all things, and soon they began to mine the mountain, its rich seam fueling the chaos of their own world. Meanwhile, down in the town, the Happyfolk slept restlessly, their dreams invaded by shadowy figures digging away at their souls. Every day, people would wake and stare at the mountain. Why was it bringing darkness into their lives? And as the Strangefolk mined deeper and deeper into the mountain, holes began to appear, bringing with them a cold and bitter wind that chilled the very soul of the monkey. For the first time, the Happyfolk felt fearful for they knew that soon the Monkey would soon stir from its deep sleep. And then came a sound. Distant first, it grew into castrophany so immense it could be heard far away in space. There were no screams. There was no time. The mountain called Monkey had spoken. There was only fire. And then, nothing. |
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Thu Jun 30, 2005 8:33 pm
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Forum H4xor
Joined: 08 Dec 2004
Posts: 2504
Location: NJ
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Gorillaz!!!!!!!!!! |
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Thu Jun 30, 2005 8:42 pm
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Forum H4xor
Joined: 07 Feb 2005
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Location: Houston
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Dangit, I've been had.
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Fri Jul 01, 2005 1:59 am
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Forum Sniper
Joined: 17 Jan 2005
Posts: 700
Location: The Padded Walls Seem Kinda Nice in New Jersey
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i knew it was them the first line... Fire is comming out of Monkey's head or something like that... |
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Fri Jul 01, 2005 3:37 am
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Forum H4xor
Joined: 07 Feb 2005
Posts: 3150
Location: Houston
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Since I am not sleeping,
I’m not man or machine
I’m just something in between
I’m all love, a dynamo
So push the button and let me go
Bridge:
You want me to come alive
Just flick the switch into overdrive
You and me can let it be
Ready-aim-fire
Chorus:
Touch that dial - turn me on
Start me like a motor, make me run
Lovin’ every minute of it
Lovin’ every minute of it
Turn that dial all the way
Shoot me like a rocket into space
Lovin’ every minute of it
Lovin’ every minute of it
Lovin’ every minute of it
I got fun - you got deal
You wanna drive then take the wheel
You and me can let it be
Ready-aim-fire
Chorus
Solo
Bridge
Chorus
Chorus |
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Fri Jul 01, 2005 3:38 am
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Forum H4xor
Joined: 07 Feb 2005
Posts: 3150
Location: Houston
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I'm a rich and famous doctor
I always thought I'd be
An expert in the field of
Gynecology
Next on my agenda:
Checking your pudenda
Let me see what I can find
If you get your nerve up
Slip inside the stirrups
Single thought will cross my mind:
I love putting women's minds at rest
I love pushing myself to be the best
Dr. Stephen's in
I've got magic fingers
The doctor of the year
There's not a lip that I can't read
A pap that I can't smear
When your legs are open
I begin the gropin'
But I fear I must be blunt
I would just as soon not
Go near your balloon not
Think that I'll stick to your...front |
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Fri Jul 01, 2005 3:40 am
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Forum H4xor
Joined: 07 Feb 2005
Posts: 3150
Location: Houston
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hush little girl
sweet baby dont cry, tonight
daddy is here and he'll sing you a soft lullaby, tonight
why cant it all be like it was before
how can i explain why mommy's not here anymore
cause daddy likes porno and $10 whores
daddy gets wasted and robs liquor stores
daddy likes rubbing against little boys on the bus
i think thats why mommy left us, mommy left us
hush little girl
there is no reason to fret, tonight
don't mind the smoke, daddy just wants to forget, tonight
soon it will all be like it was before
any minute, she will walk through that front door
but daddy plays poker and drinks lots of beer
then he wants sex that involves mommy's rear
daddy has sores on his naughty parts oozing with pus
i think thats why mommy left us
please dont cry
i swear i'll try
to be here by your side
right after daddy gets home from the bar
visits his bookee
and steals a new car
he'll drive to the strip club
and if daddy plays his cards right
he'll bring home your new mommy tonight |
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Fri Jul 01, 2005 3:41 am
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Forum H4xor
Joined: 07 Feb 2005
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Location: Houston
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An angel’s smile is what you sell
You promise me heaven, then put me through hell
Chains of love got a hold on me
When passion’s a prison, you can’t break free
You’re a loaded gun
There’s nowhere to run
No one can save me
The damage is done
Chorus:
Shot through the heart
And you’re to blame
You give love a bad name
I play my part and you play your game
You give love a bad name
You give love a bad name
Paint your smile on your lips
Blood red nails on your fingertips
A school boy’s dream, you act so shy
Your very first kiss was your first kiss goodbye
You’re a loaded gun
There’s nowhere to run
No one can save me
The damage is done
Chorus
That's it for now, I'm going to sleep. |
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Fri Jul 01, 2005 9:20 am
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Forum H4xor
Joined: 08 Dec 2004
Posts: 2504
Location: NJ
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Demasu wrote: |
hush little girl
sweet baby dont cry, tonight
daddy is here and he'll sing you a soft lullaby, tonight
why cant it all be like it was before
how can i explain why mommy's not here anymore
cause daddy likes porno and $10 whores
daddy gets wasted and robs liquor stores
daddy likes rubbing against little boys on the bus
i think thats why mommy left us, mommy left us
hush little girl
there is no reason to fret, tonight
don't mind the smoke, daddy just wants to forget, tonight
soon it will all be like it was before
any minute, she will walk through that front door
but daddy plays poker and drinks lots of beer
then he wants sex that involves mommy's rear
daddy has sores on his naughty parts oozing with pus
i think thats why mommy left us
please dont cry
i swear i'll try
to be here by your side
right after daddy gets home from the bar
visits his bookee
and steals a new car
he'll drive to the strip club
and if daddy plays his cards right
he'll bring home your new mommy tonight |
Stephen Lynch Woot!! his stuff is funny |
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Fri Jul 01, 2005 9:32 pm
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Forum H4xor
Joined: 07 Feb 2005
Posts: 3150
Location: Houston
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You need just enough of that sticky stuff
to hold the seams of your fine blue jeans.
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Well, it feels so right when you squeeze it tight,
when you reach the end do it over again. |
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Fri Jul 01, 2005 9:33 pm
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Forum H4xor
Joined: 18 Jan 2005
Posts: 1290
Location: Stan Mikita's Donuts
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Demasu wrote: |
You need just enough of that sticky stuff
to hold the seams of your fine blue jeans. |
I said yeah, yeah
I said yeah, yeah |
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Fri Jul 01, 2005 9:34 pm
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Forum H4xor
Joined: 07 Feb 2005
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Location: Houston
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HOWLING! I edited my post to include more, and my JKA MP is broke FIX IT! |
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