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That girls are evil Ahem.

Girls = Time + money

And since we know Time is money we can conclude
Girls = Money + money Or
Girls = Money²

And we know that

Money² = Sq rt Of evil

So we can concur that

Girls = Evil

thank you for your time Neutral

and i believe i've already posted this equation Kibbles. very very true...for most women Very Happy

So Kibs....what you are trying to say is you dont like girls?? Confused

True crimson, but mine looks better. Laughing

And to apex I never said a little evil didnt hurt >) Twisted Evil

*Last edited by Bungee! on Thu Jul 14, 2005 3:43 pm; edited 1 time in total*

actually, your equation is full of mistakes:

money + money = 2money, not money²

if girls = 2money and 2money = Sq rt Of evil
then that must mean that girls = Sq rt Of evil.
If you simplify this and do evil*girls = evil*(Sq rt Of evil)
then you get evilgirls = evil.

thus proving crimson's theory that not all girls are evil true.
only evil girls are evil

also, the equation girls = time + money cant possibly be true.
if you rearrange this to -money = time - girls that translates to:
less money equals more time without girls. since girls are the ones
who spend all the cash, the proper equation should be:
less money equals more time with girls. taking this equation into
considertation, we then change it back to:
-money = time + girls or -girls = time + money... which translates to:
no girls equals more time plus more money.

with this new equation in mind(-girls = time + money), we are going
to change it back to girls = -time - money
grabbing the above equation, girls = Sq rt Of evil
replacing girls with (-time - money) giving us:
-time - money = Sq rt Of evil

multiply all factors by evil and you have evil(-time - money) = evil
now, if you simply and say that girls = evil and replace these then the girls factors would cancel out and you would have -time - money = 1
which equals -time = money +1
since we all agree that time = money, we just proved that this girls = evil
statement is false.

If we take crimson's statement that "not all girls" meaning values
greater than 0 and less than infinite, or 0>~, then we have an equation of 0>~ = evil. Since evil derives from the depths of hell and is eternal, then evil must lie on every single integer between zero and infinite, meaning that every integer before zero are those girls who are not evil. Making crimson's statement that not all girls are evil... true.

Lol bungee you have to much time on your hands, Mine took like less than a minute to write Razz

My name is Psycho_Chick.... and I.... Am evil...

Theres your scientific proof- A FIRST HAND ACCOUNT!!!! Very Happy