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Thu Jul 14, 2005 3:55 am
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Forum H4xor
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That girls are evil Ahem.
Girls = Time + money
And since we know Time is money we can conclude
Girls = Money + money Or
Girls = Money˛
And we know that
Money˛ = Sq rt Of evil
So we can concur that
Girls = Evil
thank you for your time |
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Thu Jul 14, 2005 6:56 am
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kibblesnbits wrote: |
That girls are evil Ahem.
Girls = Time + money
And since we know Time is money we can conclude
Girls = Money + money Or
Girls = Money˛
And we know that
Money˛ = Sq rt Of evil
So we can concur that
Girls = Evil
thank you for your time |
And all this time I thought that they just hated Crimson. |
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Thu Jul 14, 2005 8:05 am
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And all this time I thought that they just hated Crimson. |
That's beside the point . . . |
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Thu Jul 14, 2005 9:30 am
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and i believe i've already posted this equation Kibbles. very very true...for most women |
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Thu Jul 14, 2005 1:23 pm
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So Kibs....what you are trying to say is you dont like girls?? |
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Thu Jul 14, 2005 1:40 pm
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ApexPredator wrote: |
So Kibs....what you are trying to say is you dont like girls?? |
No, Apex, he's trying to say YOU don't like girls
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Thu Jul 14, 2005 2:29 pm
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True crimson, but mine looks better.
And to apex I never said a little evil didnt hurt >) |
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Thu Jul 14, 2005 2:51 pm
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actually, your equation is full of mistakes:
money + money = 2money, not money˛
if girls = 2money and 2money = Sq rt Of evil
then that must mean that girls = Sq rt Of evil.
If you simplify this and do evil*girls = evil*(Sq rt Of evil)
then you get evilgirls = evil.
thus proving crimson's theory that not all girls are evil true.
only evil girls are evil
also, the equation girls = time + money cant possibly be true.
if you rearrange this to -money = time - girls that translates to:
less money equals more time without girls. since girls are the ones
who spend all the cash, the proper equation should be:
less money equals more time with girls. taking this equation into
considertation, we then change it back to:
-money = time + girls or -girls = time + money... which translates to:
no girls equals more time plus more money.
with this new equation in mind(-girls = time + money), we are going
to change it back to girls = -time - money
grabbing the above equation, girls = Sq rt Of evil
replacing girls with (-time - money) giving us:
-time - money = Sq rt Of evil
multiply all factors by evil and you have evil(-time - money) = evil
now, if you simply and say that girls = evil and replace these then the girls factors would cancel out and you would have -time - money = 1
which equals -time = money +1
since we all agree that time = money, we just proved that this girls = evil
statement is false.
If we take crimson's statement that "not all girls" meaning values
greater than 0 and less than infinite, or 0>~, then we have an equation of 0>~ = evil. Since evil derives from the depths of hell and is eternal, then evil must lie on every single integer between zero and infinite, meaning that every integer before zero are those girls who are not evil. Making crimson's statement that not all girls are evil... true. |
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Thu Jul 14, 2005 3:31 pm
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FastEddy wrote: |
ApexPredator wrote: |
So Kibs....what you are trying to say is you dont like girls?? |
No, Apex, he's trying to say YOU don't like girls
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Actually Eddy....I cant stand girls! I detest them! I married the Bitchzilla from hell and am paying dearly for it now...so I relish the thought of a deserted island...NO ONE ELSE BUT ME and tons of wild animals and fish and coconuts on which I could feast... |
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Thu Jul 14, 2005 6:02 pm
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Bungee! wrote: |
actually, your equation is full of mistakes:
money + money = 2money, not money˛
if girls = 2money and 2money = Sq rt Of evil
then that must mean that girls = Sq rt Of evil.
If you simplify this and do evil*girls = evil*(Sq rt Of evil)
then you get evilgirls = evil.
thus proving crimson's theory that not all girls are evil true.
only evil girls are evil
also, the equation girls = time + money cant possibly be true.
if you rearrange this to -money = time - girls that translates to:
less money equals more time without girls. since girls are the ones
who spend all the cash, the proper equation should be:
less money equals more time with girls. taking this equation into
considertation, we then change it back to:
-money = time + girls or -girls = time + money... which translates to:
no girls equals more time plus more money.
with this new equation in mind(-girls = time + money), we are going
to change it back to girls = -time - money
grabbing the above equation, girls = Sq rt Of evil
replacing girls with (-time - money) giving us:
-time - money = Sq rt Of evil
multiply all factors by evil and you have evil(-time - money) = evil
now, if you simply and say that girls = evil and replace these then the girls factors would cancel out and you would have -time - money = 1
which equals -time = money +1
since we all agree that time = money, we just proved that this girls = evil
statement is false.
If we take crimson's statement that "not all girls" meaning values
greater than 0 and less than infinite, or 0>~, then we have an equation of 0>~ = evil. Since evil derives from the depths of hell and is eternal, then evil must lie on every single integer between zero and infinite, meaning that every integer before zero are those girls who are not evil. Making crimson's statement that not all girls are evil... true. |
Umm okay then...
Actually I read through it because I have no life and it seems correct. |
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Thu Jul 14, 2005 6:54 pm
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Lol bungee you have to much time on your hands, Mine took like less than a minute to write |
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Thu Jul 14, 2005 7:04 pm
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My name is Psycho_Chick.... and I.... Am evil...
Theres your scientific proof- A FIRST HAND ACCOUNT!!!! |
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Thu Jul 14, 2005 7:07 pm
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Psycho_Chick wrote: |
My name is Psycho_Chick.... and I.... Am evil...
Theres your scientific proof- A FIRST HAND ACCOUNT!!!! |
I knew it.j/k please don't kill me. |
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Thu Jul 14, 2005 7:31 pm
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Bungee! wrote: |
if you rearrange this to -money = time - girls that translates to:
less money equals more time without girls. since girls are the ones
who spend all the cash, the proper equation should be:
less money equals more time with girls. taking this equation into
considertation, we then change it back to:
-money = time + girls or -girls = time + money... which translates to:
no girls equals more time plus more money. |
Less money does indeed equal more time without girls.
If girls are the ones who spend the most cash, how can having less money mean more time with them?
-money = time - girls
Less money equals more time without girls
The lesser amount of money you have, the lesser chances you have to take said girl(s) to movies/malls/etc.
money = girls
If money is indeed the root of all evil, which we can agree on, then
money = √evil
girls = √evil
thefore
girls˛ = evil
So only take 'em one at a time.
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Thu Jul 14, 2005 8:23 pm
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The Howling Man wrote: |
If girls are the ones who spend the most cash, how can having less money mean more time with them?
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Because since guys don't spend money, if you have no cash it means you must have been around girls. |
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