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Sat Oct 29, 2005 10:16 pm
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Okay, so let's imagine that you are in a bar and some guy(or gal) starts to check you out. You think that person is kinda hot, then the person approaches you. Then that person says such a bad pick-up line that you are utterly repulsed! Your prelimonary feelings change from positive to "Get away from me!"
So, just a random thread, what was that pick-up line? 
ENJOY!
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Sat Oct 29, 2005 10:57 pm
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Sat Oct 29, 2005 10:58 pm
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Ill take what I can get. If a good looking girl approched me she could talk about a medical condition affecting her grandma. I really wouldnt care.
BTW Star, are you a girl? I only ask because most guys wouldnt judge a girl from her pickup line. |
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Sat Oct 29, 2005 11:47 pm
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i have two:
1) are you from tennessee cause your the only ten i see.
2) i was wonderin if you want to go out for a pizza and a f@#$. When they look at you weird you go what you dont like pizza |
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Sun Oct 30, 2005 12:02 am
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Wanna know what the difference between a Buick and a pile of dead babies is?
I don't have a Buick in my garage.
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Sun Oct 30, 2005 1:08 am
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Sun Oct 30, 2005 2:28 am
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| *checks your shirt tag* yup just as i thought, made in heaven |
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Sun Oct 30, 2005 3:21 am
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Sun Oct 30, 2005 5:40 am
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"is your name penny? because i wanna pinch you!"
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rockets are red, grenades are green, you are the hottest [tfc class] chick i have ever seen. |
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Sun Oct 30, 2005 12:05 pm
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Sun Oct 30, 2005 12:30 pm
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okay since this hasn't been posted yet how about this.
hey baby do you have a mirror in your pocket? because i can see my self in them. lol here's another one.
Is your name Cambells cause you are mmm..... good. |
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Sun Oct 30, 2005 12:32 pm
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This one time I was at a bar and this Smoking Hot girl came up to me and said "Do a shot with me?" Now i know what you were thinking now Chaos this isnt a bad pick up line at all you idiot!!!! Well you are only half right beacuse it was bad due to the fact that it was right in front of my then girlfriend at the time. Man the look that i was recieving at that moment could have made General Patton chit in his pants.  So saving myself from being disemembered right there at the bar i had to refuse her offer. Yea i know Im crying inside as well. |
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heres one i've actually used, and gained the desired effect.
hey, do you dance? good. now go dance so i can talk to your friend. |
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Sun Oct 30, 2005 2:26 pm
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| Pull out both pockets of sweat pants and ask "Hey, ever kiss a rabbit between the ears?" |
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Sun Oct 30, 2005 6:14 pm
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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Pretty good guys, keep 'em coming! 
Here's a bad one,
"Hey baby, do you like star trek because you can beam me up anytime  ".
Actually heard that used by a friend of mine. He was slapped by the girl and beat down by her boyfriend! It was funny though.
BTW: SoldierBoy, I'm a guy. Some extra info on me is in my bio. |
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