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Tue Jan 24, 2006 9:10 pm
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Forum H4xor
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Location: Boston
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Well i could just post a picture of the action figure and say thats me but i have the proof in the form of my license to prove it.  |
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Forever Standing United!!!!
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Tue Jan 24, 2006 9:19 pm
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Location: Chicago
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Ooooh....See...I was confused because, this being the rant thread and all we had totally segued into other topics, and I thought you were.....Nevermind.
BRING 'EM ON!!! ( I can't wait to see these )  |
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Tue Jan 24, 2006 10:07 pm
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Teh Fuzzy Cuteness
Joined: 25 Nov 2004
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Location: Mid-State New York
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| Spam Central... Round 2 |
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(Phear Teh Fuzzy Cuteness)
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Wed Jan 25, 2006 12:21 am
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Forum H4xor
Joined: 30 Nov 2004
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Location: Raleigh, NC
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| delete this and move to spam central? |
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Wed Jan 25, 2006 12:55 am
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Forum Soldier
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Location: Land of Beer and Hockey Sticks
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| WoW...i'm no longer a forum troll....i didn't notice before. |
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"I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them."
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Wed Jan 25, 2006 7:05 pm
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Forum Sniper
Joined: 17 Jan 2005
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Location: The Padded Walls Seem Kinda Nice in New Jersey
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Um...
Isn't there a random thought thread called spam central? =P |
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Wed Jan 25, 2006 7:55 pm
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Forum Medic
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Random thoughts:
"Is a penguin a bird or a duck?"
"The blue lace attention is dwindling."
"Soft and squishy is the wall upon which hammer has been applied."
"My shoelace is untied..."
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Wed Jan 25, 2006 8:56 pm
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Forum H4xor
Joined: 25 Dec 2004
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Location: eugene,OR
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Wed Jan 25, 2006 9:02 pm
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Location: Portland, OR
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Did someone call?  |
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Wed Jan 25, 2006 9:44 pm
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Thu Jan 26, 2006 2:44 am
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Forum Sniper
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Location: Kentucky
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From The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy:
| Prostenic Vogon Jeltz wrote: |
Oh freddled gruntbuggly?...thy micturations are to me-
As plurdled gabbleblotchis on a lurgid bee.
Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes.
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't!
Now, Earthlings, I present thee with a simple choice! Either die in the vacuum of space, or...tell me how good you thought my poem was! |
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Somebody mixed Tobasco sauce in my chocolate chip cookie mix!
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Thu Jan 26, 2006 3:09 am
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Joined: 26 Feb 2005
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A Boeing 747 going from NYC to LAX......
Halfway thru the flight, the pilot comes on to say,
"Sorry folks, we are having trouble with engine #1. Dont worry, the plane can fly just as good on 3 engines, but there will be an additional delay of an hour to the flight"
Nary a person flinches as the 747 is a well crafted plane.
Half an hour later, the pilot comes back on to say
"Sorry folks, we are having trouble with engine #2....we have to shut it down. But, dont worry, the plane will fly just as good on 2 engines, but there will be an extra 2 hour delay. ....by the way, drinks are on the house"
Passengers are concerned a bit, but hey, free drinks, so wtf.
An hour later, the pilot comes on to say
"Sorry again everyone, but we are going to have to shut down engine 3 as its running a bit hot from the strain. Dont worry, this is a 747, the safest plane ever made. It will fly just as good on 1 engine, but unfortunately, its going to add an additional 2 hours to our flight time."
Thats when the first Pollack looks over to the other Pollack and says ....
"Geez....hope we dont lose that last engine...... we'll be up here all friggin day!!!  |
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Thu Jan 26, 2006 3:19 am
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| I liked it but my roomate said "Worst Pollock joke ever". |
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Somebody mixed Tobasco sauce in my chocolate chip cookie mix!
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Thu Jan 26, 2006 10:34 am
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| You know how Americans are, Kiki. They all love to travel, and then they only want to meet other Americans and talk about how hard it is to get a decent hamburger. |
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A man comes into view
And you hit a switch
And you cut that man in two
Imagine the view
When they bounce that s**t off of satellites
And they hit a switch and when they hit that switch
All the heaven falls on you |
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Thu Jan 26, 2006 1:06 pm
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lol fu manchu. If decency is what Americans cared about in hamburgers, we wouldn't have McDonald's all over the place. Think:
if (quantity > previous && price < 3$) {
quality = null;
FatAmericanFace = setCreepyCherubimCheeks(weirdsmile);
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