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Tue Feb 28, 2006 11:03 pm
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Forum H4xor
Joined: 25 Dec 2004
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Location: eugene,OR
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Signs That You're A Drunk
1. You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
2. You have to hold on to the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
3. Your job starts to interfere with your drinking.
4. Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
5. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
6. You sincerely believe alcohol is the elusive 5th food group.
7. 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case Coincidence?!?!?
8. Two hands and just one mouth now THAT'S a drinking problem.
9. Every woman you see has an exact twin.
10. You fall off the floor
11. Hey, 5 beers have just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!
12. Your idea of cutting back is less salt.
13. Every night you're beginning to find your neighbours cat more and more attractive
14. I'm not drunk you're just sober!!
15. Roseanne looks good
16. You don't recognise your wife unless seen from the bottom of a glass.
17. That dammned pink elephant followed me home again.
18. You have a reserved parking space at the liquor store.
19. You've fallen and can't get up.
20. The shrubbery's drunk too, from frequent watering. |
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Wed Mar 01, 2006 12:24 am
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Forum H4xor
Joined: 09 Oct 2005
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Location: California
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hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
Their funny
Thank god I can't Drink
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Wed Mar 01, 2006 10:24 am
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Forum H4xor
Joined: 08 Dec 2004
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Location: Maryland
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Thank god I can't Drink
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Dont have a liver? |
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Wed Mar 01, 2006 2:45 pm
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Forum Medic
Joined: 13 Oct 2005
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Location: Vancouver, BC, Canada
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Yes. |
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Wed Mar 01, 2006 4:37 pm
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Forum H4xor
Joined: 25 Dec 2004
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Location: eugene,OR
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| Cunnilingus_Superstar wrote: |
| kibblesnbits wrote: |
| Are you a drunk? |
Yes. |
Did that pink Elephant follow you home agian? I thought we took care of him. |
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Wed Mar 01, 2006 4:48 pm
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Forum Soldier
Joined: 28 Apr 2005
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Location: New York City
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| we did? |
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Wed Mar 01, 2006 6:45 pm
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Forum H4xor
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Location: Raleigh, NC
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| yes, we sent it to TD |
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Wed Mar 01, 2006 7:09 pm
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Forum Soldier
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Thu Mar 02, 2006 10:57 pm
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Forum H4xor
Joined: 09 Oct 2005
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Location: California
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| -SoldierBoy- wrote: |
| StaR wrote: |
Thank god I can't Drink
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Dont have a liver? |
I'm 14 dude.
What happens if you don't have a liver and you drink anyway? |
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Thu Mar 02, 2006 10:58 pm
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Forum H4xor
Joined: 07 Feb 2005
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Location: Houston
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| You turn yellow from no liver, then you die from alcohol poisoning and no liver. |
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Fri Mar 03, 2006 11:44 pm
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Location: Rhode Island
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cant live without a liver, it takes care of all the bad stuff in the body... without it u would die from more than simply alcohol poisoning.... u would prob rot from the inside 
and im slightly pissed.... there was a party tonight with tons of alcohol that i was GOING to go to... but my damn ride never called me back     |
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| Kyubi wrote: |
cant live without a liver, it takes care of all the bad stuff in the body... without it u would die from more than simply alcohol poisoning.... u would prob rot from the inside
and im slightly pissed.... there was a party tonight with tons of alcohol that i was GOING to go to... but my damn ride never called me back |
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Mon Mar 06, 2006 3:33 pm
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2. You have to hold on to the lawn to keep from falling off the earth
they need to make stronger grass, I keep getting big handfuls and they come right out! I think my neighbor might be mad at me for some reason . . . . |
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Thu Mar 09, 2006 7:45 pm
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I swear to drunk I'm not god.
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