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Subject: Wanna make a bet?
An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money.
After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an employee took the elderly woman to the president's office.
The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied, "$165,000". The president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money. The elderly woman! replied that she made bets.
The president was surprised and asked, "What kind of bets?! "
The elderly woman replied, "Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square."
The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was impossible to win a bet like that.
The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and said, "Would you like to take my bet?"
"Certainly", replied the president. "I bet you $25,000 that my testicles are not square."
"Done", the elderly woman answered. "But given the amount of money involved, if you don't mind I would like to come back ! at 10 o' clock tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness." "No problem", said the president of the Bank confidently.
That night, the president became very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of the mirror examining his testicles, turning them this way and that, checking them over again and again until he was positive that no one could consider his testicles as square and reassuring himself that there was no way he could lose the bet.
The next morning at exactly 10 o'clock the elderly woman arrived at the president's office with her lawyer and acknowledged the $25,000 bet made the day before that the president's testicles were square.
The president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one made the day before. Then the elderly woman asked him to! drop his pants etc. s! o that she and her lawyer could see clearly.
The president was happy to oblige.
The elderly woman came closer so she could see better and asked the president if she could touch them. "Of course", said the president. "Given the amount of money i! nvolved, you should be 100% sure."
The elderly woman did so with a little smile. Suddenly the president noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against the wall. He asked the elderly woman why he was doing that and she replied, !
"Oh, it's probably because I bet him $100,000 that around 10 o'clock in the morning I would be holding the balls of the President of the Bank of Canada!"
The origin of this Canadian story is unknown but it brings luck to everyone to whom it is sent. |
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Mon May 01, 2006 12:47 am
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Mon May 01, 2006 4:39 pm
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| rofl, very nice dude. owned. |
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Mon May 01, 2006 6:31 pm
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| HAHAHAHAHA......good joke. |
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Mon May 01, 2006 9:06 pm
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one of the better jokes i've seen in a while,
i'd expect that from gill tho |
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Wed May 03, 2006 7:06 pm
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Joined: 04 Jul 2005
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Location: Tenn.about 30mins from chattanooga. ever hear of Dunlap?? didnt think so
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| I just saw this on psycho_chick's myspace page??? |
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Wed May 03, 2006 11:53 pm
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dude, that's awesome.
Would make a nice con-scam. |
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Thu May 04, 2006 3:13 am
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| bambam wrote: |
| I just saw this on psycho_chick's myspace page??? |
myspace is hw poop...
i swipped it from some old lady's email. ever seen the thinkgeek shirt "i read your email"?  |
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Fri May 05, 2006 8:40 pm
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Location: Tenn.about 30mins from chattanooga. ever hear of Dunlap?? didnt think so
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| HW poop? I bet you have a page dont chya..come on be honest...COME ON! |
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Fri May 05, 2006 9:11 pm
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Teh Fuzzy Cuteness
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yeah i liked it and swiped it from here to share with the masses elsewhere  |
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Sun May 07, 2006 3:34 am
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| very old joke. i actually remember it from when I was in 8th grade--that was back in 1985. Eek! I'm gettin older and older. |
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