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Wed Jan 24, 2007 1:03 am
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Forum H4xor
Joined: 25 Nov 2004
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Location: sacramento ca
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A koala is sitting up a gum tree ... smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says,
"Hey Koala ! What are you doing?"
The koala says:
"Smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they smoke a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. Unfortunately, the little lizard is so stoned that he leans over too far while drinking and falls into the river.
A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard, helps him to the side, and then asks the little lizard:
"What's the matter with you?"
The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in the tree smoking a joint with the koala, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"
So the koala looks down at him and says:
"Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude ... how much
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Wed Jan 24, 2007 1:44 am
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Forum Medic
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Location: NC
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Wed Jan 24, 2007 2:33 am
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Joined: 07 Aug 2005
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Location: South Amboy, New Jersey
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cris wrote: |
awesome. pure awesomeness |
lol pretty good gill |
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Wed Jan 24, 2007 10:01 am
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Forum H4xor
Joined: 08 Dec 2004
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Location: Maryland
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Nice... |
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Wed Jan 24, 2007 4:36 pm
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Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler
Joined: 23 Nov 2004
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Location: New Jersey
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Wed Jan 24, 2007 5:17 pm
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Joined: 25 Nov 2004
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Location: Eugene, Oregon
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hahaha |
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Wed Jan 24, 2007 5:49 pm
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Wed Jan 24, 2007 8:27 pm
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Forum HW
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
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Location: Sydney, Australia
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Wed Jan 24, 2007 10:13 pm
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Forum Soldier
Joined: 16 Sep 2005
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Location: Norfolk, Va
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Uhmm...I dunnit get it.
Yah I did. hahaha |
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Wed Jan 24, 2007 11:28 pm
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Forum H4xor
Joined: 25 Nov 2004
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Location: Eugene, Oregon
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Koalas aren't hard, they some little biatches |
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Wed Jan 24, 2007 11:55 pm
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Forum Soldier
Joined: 03 Aug 2005
Posts: 275
Location: new york
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koalas are leet. theres a video clip of one sneezing somewhere on the net. thats just hackerleet |
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Fri Jan 26, 2007 10:45 pm
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Forum H4xor
Joined: 09 Oct 2005
Posts: 1378
Location: California
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Koala's sneezing in Hi-Def,
Only on the internet.
Nice one gill |
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Sat Jan 27, 2007 12:06 am
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lol pretty funny. did you hear the one about the one where the lemming jumped off the cliff? |
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Sun Jan 28, 2007 12:31 am
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Forum H4xor
Joined: 06 Jan 2005
Posts: 1573
Location: middle o' no where Nebraska
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ha ha, i've heard it before, but it never gets old |
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Wed Jan 31, 2007 11:04 pm
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Forum HW
Joined: 04 Jul 2005
Posts: 954
Location: Tenn.about 30mins from chattanooga. ever hear of Dunlap?? didnt think so
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That was awsome im so texting that to all my friends.. XD |
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