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Wed Aug 16, 2006 11:47 pm
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Forum H4xor
Joined: 18 Sep 2005
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Location: Idaho
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One of my d2f buddies pointed this out to me. This is hilarious. I'm sure plenty of you want to go get banned with us this week.
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Ihmhi wrote:
http://xsorbit30.com/users5/oldgeezersandbroads/
I have heard people say that a server sucks because of a particular rule. Some servers do not allow swearing, bunnyhopping, etc., and they get s**t for it.
DG has found what is quite possibly the most restrictive server in the history of the game. You would not believe this s**t. I swear I am not making this up.
Here is the golden material. You guys are lazy, so I just quoted it. Click the link if you do not believe me.
I bolded the stuff that is PURE GOLD.
1. No Cheating!
2. No Hacks!
3. No 3rd Party Scripts <b>(no matter how small)</b>!
4. No Recruiting or Advertising!
5. No Racial, Political or Religious statements ( What may not be offensice to you may be to someone else)!
6. No Disrespect to Admins or Players!
7. No Disrespect to any Clan or their members!
8. No Teamshooting!
9. No Bunny Hopping!
10. No Spamming of any kind, Voice or Text!
11. No Foul Language, No Offensive or Foul Names!
12. No Speed Sniping!
13. No 3rd Party Sounds or Music Unless Admin has given permission!
14. No Conc'ing, Rocket Jumping or any other assisted jumping while carrying the flag! This includes your teammates sniper shooting, rocket, conc'ing or piping you into postition while carrying the flag!
15. No Disrupting the game!
16. No arguing! If you have a complaint bring it to the forums!
17. No Admin Impersonating! If you are caught using an OGABS Admins name you will be warned then kicked/banned if you do not comply with a name change Immediately!!!
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http://xsorbit30.com/users5/oldgeezersandbroads/index.php?topic=292.0[/url]
Here is their IP address:
206.123.67.107:27015
I am so tempted to form a server rule death squad and wreak havoc for a day.
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Edit: Oh oh best part!
One of the admins says:
"It's strange, we've had to ban 10 people tonight. It's like all the jackasses are coming out." |
P.S. Sorry if I screwed up a little with the code. d2f forums and CfH forums use different kinds. |
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Wed Aug 16, 2006 11:58 pm
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Forum H4xor
Joined: 02 Dec 2005
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Location: Seattle, WA
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| You're way behind DA. Chance, tiger, myself and a bunch of others have already been banned. |
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Thu Aug 17, 2006 12:02 am
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Forum H4xor
Joined: 17 Jun 2005
Posts: 1234
Location: missouri
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| ooo im going to go tick em off lata |
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Thu Aug 17, 2006 12:14 am
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Forum H4xor
Joined: 30 Nov 2004
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Location: Raleigh, NC
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that looks a bit different from the old MOTD that i saw.
anyway, their funniest rule which isn't mentioned: you can get banned for too much skill. they will ask you to 'tone it down' repeadedly, then, if your like me and don't, they ban you. |
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Thu Aug 17, 2006 12:19 am
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Forum H4xor
Joined: 08 Dec 2004
Posts: 2750
Location: Maryland
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| Stop succeeding! |
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Thu Aug 17, 2006 12:28 am
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Forum H4xor
Joined: 18 Sep 2005
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Location: Idaho
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| That's what SB's parents said to him early in his life. |
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Thu Aug 17, 2006 12:49 am
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Forum H4xor
Joined: 08 Dec 2004
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Location: Maryland
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I had to have begun before I can stop.
Ill let you know when I start. |
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Thu Aug 17, 2006 1:03 am
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Joined: 19 Jul 2006
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Location: Sydney, Australia
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hahahaha
It sounds as though someone who really isn't good at the game has made a server for himself where he finally beat people because he lacks skill.
"If I can't win against you, you're banned!"
I'd love to go on there and start teaching some people how to speed snipe or how to conc or bunnyhop. |
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Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:35 am
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Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler
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Location: New Jersey
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| rage wrote: |
| ooo im going to go tick em off lata |
I don't think it'd be cool if a whole bunch of [CfH]-'ers went there and gave them trouble. That would give us a bad rep as a whole...despite the fact that those rules are rediculous, they are none the less the rules.
If you respect the rules here, you should respect their rules. A better thought would be to not play there at all if you don't like the rules...that's what I would do.
Every time I hear people biatching about play here ar our place, I'm reminded of experiences I've had at other servers. I was playing at Jiggly Puff's the other day...just to get in some quick 2fort before dinner. Door blockers, DELIBERATE team infecting and team shooting like you wouldn't believe and the language being used was just off the chart. 
Last night, about 4 or 5 new players were on our server that I'd never seen before. Not only were they extremely talented, they were very well behaved...very unusual for this breed. So, we have one of the best environments to play in (my opinion, of course), an interesting, ever changing rotation and some of the absolute best players in the game.
Why would you want to play anywhere else.  |
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Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:13 am
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Forum Soldier
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I agree with chips. Then again, they love banning people, why else would they have all those rules? I'll just stick to CfH  |
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Thu Aug 17, 2006 1:13 pm
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Location: Vancouver, BC, Canada
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| Man, I'd get banned before I even got a chance the RJ or pipe jump with the flag. |
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Thu Aug 17, 2006 1:23 pm
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Forum Sniper
Joined: 13 Dec 2004
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lol, bunny hopping is such a habit, I do it in other games... WoW, HL2, etc
although, honestly, there are only 4 "out there" rules
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3. No 3rd Party Scripts <b>(no matter how small)</b>!
9. No Bunny Hopping!
14. No Conc'ing, Rocket Jumping or any other assisted jumping while carrying the flag! This includes your teammates sniper shooting, rocket, conc'ing or piping you into postition while carrying the flag! |
although I don't know quite what they mean by this....
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12. No Speed Sniping! |
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Thu Aug 17, 2006 1:34 pm
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Forum H4xor
Joined: 08 Dec 2004
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Banned.
I had my tag off though. |
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Thu Aug 17, 2006 2:28 pm
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Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler
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Banned.
I had my tag off though. |
Sigh...if you idiots.wav insist on doing this...at least do what SB did.  |
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Thu Aug 17, 2006 3:02 pm
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Forum H4xor
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| When I'm a jackass, I think ahead. |
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