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Mon Oct 23, 2006 6:03 pm
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Forum H4xor
Joined: 08 Dec 2004
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Location: NJ
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| Somone give me good was to pass drug tests. A piss test in particular, and for weed. |
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Mon Oct 23, 2006 6:07 pm
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Location: Raleigh, NC
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| Drink alot, i mean alot, of water, and piss as much as you can inbetween now and then. Outside of that... think happy thoughts. |
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Mon Oct 23, 2006 6:32 pm
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| Drink more beer and hope it cancels itself out. |
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Mon Oct 23, 2006 6:37 pm
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Location: Elmira NY
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nervana ive taken a few TESTS and i toke this is what you need to do:
1 go GNC store ask them for cleansing pills. they usually come in a blue bottle. take 2 pills a day un til 3 days before the test
2 buy a bottle of cranberry juice. make sure it is 100% cran juice drink at least 3 glasses a day
3. also the obviouse drink at least 12 glasses of water a day. you'll piss your brains out but that is the point.
4 there are other cleansers/detoxifiers however not all really work. also if you are on any prescriptions (even if it is somthing like tylonal) tell the nurse (or whomever is giving test) to make a note of your perscription. they wont ask you, you need to tell them
5 also find out what kind of test it is. ie: litmus paper or lab analysis. there are approx 175 diffrent substances that can give a false positive for marijuanna (including asprin)
there are ways to cheat the test depending if they will be watching you pee. is this for job? school? pyscho mom? depending on circumstances I will be able to reccommend other solutions to your problem
hope this helps! POLAND RULZ!!! FTW!! FTW!! |
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Have you had a sip from the SHUT THE HELL UP cup today? |
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Mon Oct 23, 2006 6:48 pm
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Joined: 08 Dec 2004
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Stop Smoking for a few days?
Why are you getting tested? |
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Mon Oct 23, 2006 6:50 pm
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| Because he's a dumbass, that's why sb. |
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Mon Oct 23, 2006 7:02 pm
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Don't eat poppy seeds beforehand.
I made that mistake and tested positive! ****ing hell, the s**t that hit the roof after that. |
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Mon Oct 23, 2006 7:23 pm
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Don't eat poppy seeds beforehand.
I made that mistake and tested positive! ****ing hell, the s**t that hit the roof after that. |
I had to do one of these for a job and asked the nurse if poppy seeds affected the test and she told me that it would take a LOT of them to test positive. the tests we have are quite accurate now. I hear drinking some vineger like 2 large glasses will flush your system out  |
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Mon Oct 23, 2006 7:33 pm
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Don't eat poppy seeds beforehand.
I made that mistake and tested positive! ****ing hell, the s**t that hit the roof after that. |
I had to do one of these for a job and asked the nurse if poppy seeds affected the test and she told me that it would take a LOT of them to test positive. the tests we have are quite accurate now. I hear drinking some vineger like 2 large glasses will flush your system out |
Drinking 2 glasses of vinegar would probably get you to vomit everything in your stomach anyway. Or put a hole in it so it all drains that way.
Yeah, Nirvana, more details on what you're being tested for, why, and how would be nice. |
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Mon Oct 23, 2006 7:45 pm
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| Because he's a dumbass, that's why sb. |
Hmm well under the circumstances of what he's told us the past few days I'd agree. But before that no, not at all. |
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Mon Oct 23, 2006 9:44 pm
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the pill are best i passed many drug test with them
the ones for bad kennys they sell them over the conter and you will know they are working when you piss it will be red when the gos alway you are clean it takes two days to work or sorejell and ice |
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Mon Oct 23, 2006 10:00 pm
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| The only SURE way to pass the test.....STOP SMOKING WEED! |
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Here moron, have a tall, cold glass of STFU!
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Mon Oct 23, 2006 10:12 pm
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true.dat 
Todays lab testing picks up everything...pretty much within 30 days of last use. Additives, anything not "natural" to your system are also tested for. You can even be forced to give another sample if they feel your sample is diluted (drinking those 14 glasses of water a day).
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Mon Oct 23, 2006 10:26 pm
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| poppyseeds show up as opiates....so you should be ok. Also niacin or however its spelled doesnt always work..you have to up the amount each time. gl |
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Tue Oct 24, 2006 12:16 am
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| Chips wrote: |
true.dat
Todays lab testing picks up everything...pretty much within 30 days of last use. Additives, anything not "natural" to your system are also tested for. You can even be forced to give another sample if they feel your sample is diluted (drinking those 14 glasses of water a day).
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the sample dilution thing is absolutely true, however, the 30 day rule is not that true. It depends on the duration of your pot use, or any drug for that matter. If you're a regular user then yes, that would be true, if you only do it occasionally, then you don't need to be that worried. Also, kindbud, the cranberry juice thing only works if you drink it prior to your test, not 3 days in advance. Niacin and water do help mask your pee, but thats only around 24 hours prior, your body will flush out the niacin in the juice in 1 day, just like any other vitamin. That goes for water as well, and I think the thing you guys are forgetting is that THC is FAT soluable, not water soluable. You can't drink vinegar and throw up and hope that flushes it out, you can't drink a ton of water and hope that flushes it out. THC stays in your fat tissue for a long time. |
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