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Sat Feb 04, 2006 12:44 am
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Okay, long title, simple thread. Just finish this statement. Please use Quotations ("___") so that we know what he's saying VS what you're saying.
"What's the worst thing you want to hear from the surgeon before you pass out for surgeory...?"
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Sat Feb 04, 2006 1:06 am
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"Now where did I put my glasses? Oh well, I'm sure it won't make too much difference..."
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Sat Feb 04, 2006 1:18 am
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| " Oh i'm sorry, it looks like it's my lunch break, but don't worry, i'll only be gone for half an hour. But the nice high nurse over there who is inexperienced at surgeories will finish up for me. Please try not to scream to loudly." |
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Sat Feb 04, 2006 2:05 am
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| "The shinbone's connected to the thighbone, the thighbone's connected to the..... stomachbone? Is there a stomachbone? Huh. Nurse, you graduated college... what do you think?" |
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Sat Feb 04, 2006 2:37 am
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Sat Feb 04, 2006 4:00 am
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| "Oh god, I hope I don't throw up in this guy..." |
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Sat Feb 04, 2006 6:08 am
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Sat Feb 04, 2006 9:50 am
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Joined: 30 Nov 2004
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Location: Raleigh, NC
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| "here, breathe this in and count to 10." (he turns to his nurse) "so yeah, i caught my wife with another guy last night and i'm pissed..." |
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Sat Feb 04, 2006 9:56 am
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Sat Feb 04, 2006 10:25 am
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Sat Feb 04, 2006 11:05 am
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Sat Feb 04, 2006 11:24 am
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Sat Feb 04, 2006 1:12 pm
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| "Crap I hope I don't start sneezing like crazy... don't sneeze... don't sneeze... Ok, I think we're... don't sneeze... ready." |
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